Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Success! We fucked roommates!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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