i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
pray to the hookup gods
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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