Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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