glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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