awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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