I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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