Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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