Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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