Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
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