Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Randomize
