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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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