Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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