he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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