I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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