WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
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