my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Randomize