Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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