Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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