yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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