There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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