i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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