in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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