I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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