She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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