ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
so much tequila, so little girl.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
