Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
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