You're so nebulous sometimes
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
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