Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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