You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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