Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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