so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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