so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
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