no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
I woke up under a house in Key West
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
