No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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