the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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