id be glad to
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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