Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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