We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
whose ass print is on the piano?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
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