But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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