i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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