If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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