My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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