you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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