but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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