She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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