Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
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