No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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