I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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