i was rollin on her like bob the builder
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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