well you can't waste a boner
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
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