She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize