nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
i drank out of a bidet.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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