so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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